Pre-alpha · PC · 18+ · By invite

Pew PewPandemonium

The Actually Good Meme Shooter.

A team shooter where you pick a body type, not a hero. Skinny runs on walls. Mid keeps the squad alive. Thicc walks through your cover. Up to four teams, one hardpoint that won't sit still, and a Meme Launcher that drops right when things get comfortable.

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Free · Windows PC · 18+ · Servers in US West

Fig. 1 — three body types, one hardpoint

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The mode

Pandemonium

Up to four teams fight over a hardpoint that refuses to sit still. Hold it to score, chase it when it moves. First team to 300 wins, and a match runs about twelve minutes.

Short a few players? Bots fill every empty seat, so a lobby is never dead and nobody waits around for a full house.

4teams per lobby
12players per lobby
300points to win
~12minutes a match

Meme Launcherincoming

At 3:00, and every four minutes after, one launcher drops on a random pad. The whole map gets the warning. One clip, then it's gone.

Pick a body type

Three classes. Zero heroes.

Your class sets your health, your speed, your guns and your size. Bigger bodies take more to drop and are easier to hit. That's the deal.

Class 01

Skinny

Fast, fragile, on the wall.

Health
150
Speed
Fast

Passive

Wall Runner. Run along walls to get places the others can't.

Guns

  • PEW-90
  • Noscope 3000
  • Double Barrel

Abilities · pick one

  • Hit the Blinker. Eight seconds of pure speed.
  • Cuck Chair. Pull up a chair and go stealth.
  • Shadow Wizard. Blink up to 8 m to wherever you’re aiming, even mid-air. Coming soon
Class 02

Mid

Steady. Brings people back.

Health
250
Speed
Mid

Passive

Medic. Revives twice as fast and brings teammates back at 75% health.

Guns

  • AK-67
  • MID-16 Burst
  • Boomstick

Abilities · pick one

  • Upper Deckie. A ten-second self-buff, applied directly to the gums.
  • Pour One Out. Healing, poured out where the squad needs it.
  • Let Him Cook. Point at a teammate and their ability and gadget recharge twice as fast for 8 seconds. Coming soon
Class 03

Thicc

Slow. Huge. Not moving.

Health
350
Speed
Slow

Passive

Structural Damage. Punches break panels and shields, and nothing knocks you back.

Guns

  • Chauchat
  • AYO-12
  • Desert Beagle

Abilities · pick one

  • Get Ova Here. Hook someone straight into punching range.
  • Build the Wall. Drop a 500 HP wall for 14 seconds.
  • Ok Boomer. A boomerang that shuts off abilities and gadgets for 3 seconds. Catch it on the way back. Coming soon

Everyone carries a Pocket Pistol. Grab a gold upgrade pack and any gun hits harder, holds more and reloads faster, right up until you die.

The maps

School. Mall. Slum.

Lobbies loop through all three, back to back.

SchoolMap 01
MallMap 02
SlumMap 03

Where it's at

Early, on purpose.

  1. Now

    Smoke test

    October 2026

    Friends, one server, a healthy amount of jank.

  2. Next

    Playtest 1

    Mid-October

    Invite-only. Two lobbies, four days, real servers.

  3. Then

    Closed beta

    November

    A bigger invite list and a Steam Playtest.

  4. Later

    Steam page

    When it's ready

    Wishlists open once the game looks like itself.

Targets, not promises.

Want in?

Playtests are free, Windows-only and 18+. Apply, and if there's a seat we'll email you a Discord invite and the download.

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